Listen, reader. We haven’t had content since the LaSalle game. Get over it. You should be thankful that one of us bothered to write a preview for that game. Seriously, who cares about LaSalle? As NLP often points out, fans have no excuse for forgetting there’s a game. But there has to be an exception for LaSalle. In this paragraph, LaSalle has been mentioned more times than it has by basketball fans for the past six years.
But why did you forget previews for the other games after that? You didn’t even post something for Homecoming against Rhode Island!
You’re right. That’s inexcuseable. But we did decide to enjoy tailgating with the Normbulance on Saturday morning rather than sit in front of a computer screen.
Now that we’re riding a two game winning streak, however, GreenTintedGlasses.net is interested. We promise to bring back the the coverage you have missed so dearly. Of course we’re still lazy, so this presents us with a problem. Lucky for the us, The Blackburn Review exists. To take away the burden of doing actual research and coming up with our own jokes, we reached out to Tom Blackburn to get some insight on our game on the road against the Dayton Flyers. You can find their equally lazy preview here.
GreenTintedGlasses.net: First off, how’ve you been? It’s a new season with a new coach. Are you glad Mooney didn’t take the Georgia Tech job, opening the door for Gregory to skip town? Have you noticed any major changes with the new regime?
Blackburn: Chris Mooney holds a deserved place in the heart of every Flyer fan. In an alternate universe, Mooney is coaching the Yellow Jackets and Brian Gregory is in Dayton, in the middle of a 9-15 season, coming off a ten point loss at Fordham.
Instead, BG is pacing the Georgia Tech sideline, turning that program back to the stone age. The silver lining of this season, beside the pleasant beginning to the Flyer’s A10 schedule, has been the fact that Gregory can’t hurt us anymore. UD and BG were in an circular abusive relationship and Archie Miller came in and swept us off our collective feet. He looks like he’s 16 but he fucks like a 40 year-old trucker on dust and always has a wad of cash in his pocket. The best part is that Archie fits into all of Gregory’s old suits, win-win.
GTG: You’ve lost four of your last five (and let’s face it, using overtime to beat Fordham is practically a loss as well) since beating Xavier. Is this the classic Dayton Flyers Tailspin, or is there a logical explanation?
B: It’s just a case of a team playing above its heads for a short period of time before reality set in. Dayton came into this season with a lack of depth, yet managed to string together a fairly decent OOC record. The Flyers won the Old Spice Classic and, outside of a pink-socking against Buffalo, took care of business.
Then Josh Benson, in the midst of a solid season, went down with a season-ending ACL injury during UD’s win against Ole Miss to close out 2011. At that point, it looked like the season was all but over. Instead, the Flyers rolled off victories against Saint Louis, Temple and Xavier — good enough for first place in the league at the time. Then, like the ceiling of an Ethiopian church, it collapsed quickly and almost without warning. And here we stand, 5-5 in the conference with nary a glimmer of hope.
GTG: Overall Dayton seems to be scoring by committee; there are currently six players averaging between eight and thirteen points. What is Archie’s offensive strategy and, be honest, do you enjoy watching it?
B: Archie likes to play at a much different pace than his predecessor. Kevin Dillard has the abilitiy to penetrate and find open looks. No one has parlayed Dillard’s play into success as much as Boof Kavanaugh.Although Dayton still bombs away from the three-point line with audacity, there are enough wrinkles to keep everyone involved on the offensive end. That’s in stark contrast to last season.
Defensively, the Flyers struggle to keep anyone from scoring. That’s not fun. However, the positive indicators far outweigh the negative. I get a rod just thinking about next season’s team.
GTG: Who should Charlotte fans watch out for tomorrow (other than the Redheaded Cheerleader)?
B: The other redheaded cheerleader? Seriously, UD doubled-down on redheaded cheerleaders. Two gingers this season. Outside of Kevin Dillard, this has been the highlight of the season. I really, really, wish I was kidding.
GTG: Prediction?
B: I think UD wins a tight one, something like 74-70. Dayton’s indifference to defense means convincing wins are hard to come by. Charlotte is good enough to hang with the Flyers, but I have a feeling Chris Johnson is about to get back on track as the season draws to an end. CJ scores 22, grabs 11 boards to lead UD to victory.
GTG: Finally, as a token of our appreciation, we present to you GingerDuster. How does she stack up to your own red celebrity?
B: She’s seem a lot more edgy and possibly dirtier than our redhead celeb. This pains me to say, more than you’ll ever know, but I think the Niners have the ginger edge. I never thought I’d say that. Cherish her, Charlotte. Cherish her.
The GingerDuster photo was blatantly grabbed from the Observer’s kind of creepy (how did they get past Judy with all those pictures of cheerleaders and dusters?) slideshow linked here. Photo taken by Todd Sumlin.
That was definitely easier, and arguably more entertaining, than the usual GTG preview. Predictions from the crew are below. Add yours in the comments.
J Felt: Charlotte 76, Dayton 69. This is bizarro world, Niners win in Dayton to avenge losing in Halton last year
Geep: Dayton takes flight over Charlotte. Flyers 75, Niners 71
McFly: They want our ginger (not Cpip, the other one), they can’t have her, but they’ll win. Dayton 74, Charlotte 64
NLP: Much like the Spruce Goose, the Flyers never really take flight. Niners 75 – Flyers 70
2k: Dayton Flyers, nah, Dayton Failers. Niners keep it going with a 72-67 W on the road. Archie Miller for COY.