When you’re bestowed with riches unbeknownst to man hitherto, the occasional squabble over compensation surely erupts. I admit I was tempted by the spoils of fortune and held out for a higher cut of the revenues GTG pumps in on a daily basis.  With some shrewd negotiating I have secured a 500% raise from the GTG coffers, as J Felt finally acquiesced to my demands (or more adequately, recognized my satchel and got out of the way).

All bragging aside, it’s time to discuss the game at hand.  The Niners are reeling after facing three quality opponents and now have to do without Fr. G Luka Voncina (I would figure out how to place the appropriate squiggly line over the appropriate letter if he was still on the team) who has opted to remain in Slovenia after taking an indefinite leave of absence just prior to the Miami game.  On the bright side, Justin Harper, Kevin Anderson and their 34.5 ppg are gone and while they have capable replacements in Darien Brothers and Cedrick Lindsay, SIZE KING is ready for them.

With cans of RAID a blazing, let’s snap this win streak and squash some Spidy.

McFly: Charlotte gets back to winning. Niners 76, UR 69

2k: Niners start out A10 with a solid home win, 76-67. BTW, I thought Mooney went to GT, he sign an extension or something?

Chaz: Charlotte in a breath-takingly close game. Niners 64 Spiders 63

Gillingsly: Itsy Bitsy Spider went down to Charlotte and got crushed 66-62

J Felt: Niners 77, Spiders 65. Without its Gorilla-Spider Hybrid Mascot for inspiration, Richmond struggles in Halton.

jollyobetro: He’s already my favorite Coach in Niner history, but today is the day SIZE KING wins over the entire fan base.  Niners 94 Richmond 59

NLP: I’m on one hour of sleep.  Last time my wife was on one hour of sleep Withers dropped a 20-20 on Dayton.  Coincidence? Who cares.  Niners 78 Richmond 69