Three Lefts Make a Wright… lose

Ugh, remember these Wright State guys? They tried (unsuccessfully) to ruin our buzz after beating Tennessee. We showed them.  We all know that they are named after the Wright Brothers, and because Dayton State sounds worse than  their team plays. As the pioneers of aviation, the Wright Bros., their family, and the school named after them have a LOT of blood on their hands. Every victim of a plane crashes? All the fault of the Wright Bros.

Buddy Holly, the Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens? That’s on you Wright Bros.

Marshall? We Are Orville and Wilbur (and guilty).

John F. Kennedy Jr? Kitty Hawk is a bunch of sandy knolls. Put it together.

9/11? Oh yeah, this just got real.

The Wright Brothers are essentially terrorists, which would make Wright State the equivalent of an Al Quada training camp, you’ve seen the videos. Then there is the name “Raiders”, which was what we called terrorists before there was Fox News.  Let’s think of the Niners as SEAL Team Six and the Nutter Center as a conspicuously oversized compound in the US version of Abottabad (Dayton).  I like where this is going.
Here are our predictions, put your own in the comments. If you guess right, you can hand pick a Wright State student to send to Gitmo.

C-Pip: Charlotte does to WSU what ETSU did to us. Charlotte 71 – Wright State 70

McFly: Niners get on the wright track.  Charlotte 63 – WSU 54

2k:Niners take the wright step forward today in Ohio.  Niners win 67-58.

NLP: Wright Said Fred?  Niners are too sexy for the Nutter Center.  Win 59-49.